Dare & Care

Dare to dream

Care to achieve 

Attitude towards Life: Balancing emotional & rational approaches

For  a person of feeling life is a tragedy. 

For  a thinking person life is a comedy. 

So....don't be  so practical as  to hurt others; neither be so emotional as to hurt yourself !!!

Soliga Tribal Song

https://youtu.be/fJ3VAncMY24

Wonderful Definitions

*🤣Wonderful Definitions🤣*

*🟡School*

A place where Parents pay, and children play.

*Life Insurance*

A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich.

*🟤Nurse*:

A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

*🟣Marriage*

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree, and a woman gains her masters..

*⚫Tears*

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

*🟣Conference*

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

*🔵Conference Room*

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.

*🟢Father*

A banker provided by nature

*⚫Boss*

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

*Politician*

One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your Confidence after election.

*🟠 HOSPITAL*

An institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills.

*😁Smile*

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

*🟢Government Office*

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

*🟡Yawn*

The only time married men ever get to open their mouth.

*🔵Etc*.

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

*🟤Committee*

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

*☕Meeting*

Where hours are spent and Minutes are kept.

​LAUGHTER MAKES LIFE HAPPY.😂😆🤔🤣😂

*Excellent quotations truth mixed with fun and laughter*🤣🤣🤣

jokes on marriage

*Today is World Happy Husband Day.*

Let us keep *2 minutes silence* and read some quotes of great personalities. 

*First quote*

*After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together*.

– *Al Gore* 

*There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage*.

– Michael Jordan* 

*A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong*.

– *Barack Obama* 

*When you are in love, wonders happen. But once you get married, you wonder, what happened*.

- *Steve Jobs* 

*Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deers*.

*If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable*.

*If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy*.

            

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*A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband*…

*Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life*…  

          

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*Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor*

            

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*Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes. Wife immediately embraced him. 

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*There’s a way of transferring funds that is called marriage.

*While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents*, 

" *I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life* ".

*Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like* *I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life* 

*Nooooo ... because women don't tell lies !!!