jokes on marriage

*Today is World Happy Husband Day.*

Let us keep *2 minutes silence* and read some quotes of great personalities. 

*First quote*

*After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together*.

– *Al Gore* 

*There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage*.

– Michael Jordan* 

*A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong*.

– *Barack Obama* 

*When you are in love, wonders happen. But once you get married, you wonder, what happened*.

- *Steve Jobs* 

*Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deers*.

*If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable*.

*If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy*.

            

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*A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband*…

*Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life*…  

          

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*Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor*

            

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*Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes. Wife immediately embraced him. 

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*There’s a way of transferring funds that is called marriage.

*While getting married, most of the guys say to girl's parents*, 

" *I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life* ".

*Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents like* *I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life* 

*Nooooo ... because women don't tell lies !!!