Wonderful Definitions

*🤣Wonderful Definitions🤣*

*🟡School*

A place where Parents pay, and children play.

*Life Insurance*

A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich.

*🟤Nurse*:

A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

*🟣Marriage*

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree, and a woman gains her masters..

*⚫Tears*

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

*🟣Conference*

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

*🔵Conference Room*

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.

*🟢Father*

A banker provided by nature

*⚫Boss*

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

*Politician*

One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your Confidence after election.

*🟠 HOSPITAL*

An institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills.

*😁Smile*

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

*🟢Government Office*

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

*🟡Yawn*

The only time married men ever get to open their mouth.

*🔵Etc*.

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

*🟤Committee*

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

*☕Meeting*

Where hours are spent and Minutes are kept.

​LAUGHTER MAKES LIFE HAPPY.😂😆🤔🤣😂

*Excellent quotations truth mixed with fun and laughter*🤣🤣🤣